Thursday, January 1, 2009

Resolution Time!

2009 Resolutions:

1. Read the Bible all the way through. I've never gone right through and I'm sure there's some parts I've never read at all.

2. a) Loose a pant size not through weight-loss/dieting, but by healthy eating and toning up. Less sugar!! More exercise!!
b) Get my family moving toward clean eating habits.

3. a) Finish reading the books on the Times 100 best novels list.
b) Read also the books that movies I watch are based on.

4. SAVE MONEY every month. Even if it is only a bleeding nickle.

5. Get to know my in-law family better.

Monday, December 29, 2008

Movie time

7 Pounds

Saw it over the weekend. It is designed to be heavy and to pull on your emotions and drive you to tears. Though there were several very good moments, as a whole it left me unmoved.

Why? How? How with all of these dramatic themes, and great actors, and beautiful music, and fluid dialogue... how could it fail? Simply put, it's because they had sex. It's because there was a very Hollywood stamp on it.

Ignoring the fact that the woman he was in love with couldn't even push the pedal to make her little antique printer go without loosing her breath, yet she could sustain herself through a night of love making, ignoring the fact that the choice to have sex leaves his brother literally standing outside in the rain waiting for him; the sex lessened the story! It lost a degree of poignancy and shifted the themes from sacrifice and redemption (as twisted as the character made them) to something much more blah de blah, everyday.

The problem was not the he fell in love with her. No, that was a good element! It could have been a very strong point, but instead it was treated the way it is always treated. Unremarkably. Without depth.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Happy Christmas... from the GAP




There are MORE! at gap.com/merrymixit

or..... y'know, youtube.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Boo

...and the title pretty much sums it up. I took a break from the 100 greatest novels of all time to tackle something lighter.

Boo, by Rene Gutteridge.
I picked it up from the library because the cover was cute and it is the first of a series... sequels mean good stories, right?

Anyway, this book falls under the label Christian Fiction, all of which I hope is not as forced and predictable as Boo. The idea is that a horror novelist, living in a small town, bringing loads of tourism money into the small town, gets saved. And then what's going to happen to his career? what is going to happen to the town? ack! If he is saved how could he possibly write scary stories anymore and how is the town going to get any income off those dark and twisted tourists?

Crafty townspeople try thier best to bring the new Christian back to the dark side (dispite the fact that they are themselves self-proclaiming Christians) to save thier town. Surprise, sruprise none of the rediculous schemes work and Wolfe Boone, the horror novelist, not only teaches them all a little something about a real walk with the Lord, but he also gets the town darling on his arm.

The book boasts twists and turns that will keep you guessing until the last page, which is... untrue. The plot and characters lacked depth and any sort of surprises at all. I would liken this story to a TV sit come that you just happen to have on. You don't even have to pay attention to see what's going on and it's really best suited for background noise.

Ironicly: The enire conflict of the novel steams from Wolfe's conversion and how moving from the dark to the light would keep him from writing the morbid stories he penned in the past. Yet, Gutteridge herself, a Christian writer, has created a slew of morbid bits and pieces to pepper her story with. The enire town is horror themed. Resturants serve "grave dirt" (a ground beef dish with mushroom sauce and toped with a daisy) and "vampire sodas" which come with an eyeball floating in them. She outlined two horror plots -- via wolfe's last published novel and a movie based on one of his books. And she sticks a pathetic and tramatized character on the couch at a party with a dead cat in her lap and has her rub her face on it.

That's pretty morbid by my way of thinking. So, it seems that she debunks her conflict by writing the story.

The best I can muster up for this one is, indeed, Boo.

Monday, November 17, 2008

The Assistant

The Assistant, by Bernard Malamud



A book from my list that I fished over the weekend. I am going to keep this short, because after reading it, I think I will sound like an idiot if I try to throw anykind of prose together to describe it. Malamud is an incredible writer and The Assistant is a staggering look into the human struggle for redemption and forgiveness; the harsh realality of the world we are living in. Sometimes painful to read, but you must read it.

Friday, November 14, 2008

How did I not know about this already?


I'm buying it. Today.

"A Lovely Way to Spend Christmas"
note: my super-number-one-favorite Christmas song is on the track list. Christmas card to anyone who correctly guesses what it it. :)

Check it out on Amazon.com! There's a little Kristin video where she talks about... Christmas! (and the album, I guess).
Kristin on Amazon

A few of my favorite things...

1. Super-cooked bacon; Fat that gets all crispy and crystallized on super-cooked bacon




2. "Cactus" by David Bowie



3. winning on Ebay following a fierce bidding war -- but still, it's a good deal! Ha, ha! in your face, s***i!

I win.


4. Christmas spirit! Christmas smells! Christmas weather! Christmas music! Christmas decorations! Christmas movies! Christmas! Christmas! Christmas!


5. re-usable grocery bags